| Central - GLA |
No, I havnae got a | pun | | 2014 |
| Doric - NNB |
"Td's a | pun | !" e King added in an angry to | 2014 |
| Shetland - SHD |
Da Keeng dan said, "Hit's a | pun | !" soondin offended, an aabody | 2012 |
| Doric - MNA |
* "Hauf a | pun | !" Susie cudna believe it as s | 2011 |
| Ulster - CUL |
"It's a | pun | !" the King addet in an angry | 2013 |
| Central - GLA |
"It's a | pun | !" the King addit angrily, an | 2014 |
| Central - AYR |
"It wis a | pun | !" the King barkt, gey carnapt | 2014 |
| Southern - SEA |
"Eet's a | pun | !" th King added in an angry v | 2015 |
| Ulster - SYN |
at owed hïm twarthie thoosan | pun | '. He tuk houl o hïm bi tha t | 2016 |
| Central - LAL | s been sitting gey ill wi me ( | pun | ) for as ye say the wifie isna | 2020 |
| Doric - MNA |
"Aboot twa-an-a-hauf | pun | ," leuch Donald. "Aat's includ | 2011 |
| Central - LAL | er near me - Ah love a Scots | pun | , so Ah dae! @d_anderson878 @k | 2017 |
| Central - LAL |
has reivit me o five thoosan | pun | . | 2008 |
| Doric - MNA |
k it a piece an she pits on a | pun | ." | 2011 |
| Central - AYR |
his evil bounty o five-hunner | pun | . .. Wellwood is fetchin ower | 2012 |
| Ulster - PUL |
nner and foartie pence in tha | pun | . Or that a shillin wus worth | 2013 |
| Doric - MNA |
eestie, aboot three an a hauf | pun | . So we shot awa again an jist | 2006 |
| Central - SEC |
een removed, if yae pardon ma | pun | . Yae hink this shit box ae a | 2021 |
| Central - WCE |
eighed a hunner an ' fourteen | pun | ; ah knew by the look on ma ma | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
Can A change twenty | pun | ? Nae chance! | 2004 |
| Central - SEC |
ke us are destined tae be the | pun | ae the system's jokes. It's n | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | @Martin1Williams Best | pun | A hae groaned at the day. | 2020 |
| Doric - MNA | hanks fur the contributor i a | pun | a hingin mince- a pound of sa | 2014 |
| Central - SEC |
ter a meenit he said, “Five | pun | an a bottle o whisky!” | 2003 |
| Ulster - GUL |
It cost fourteen | pun | an a fiver a week, | 2022 |
| Central - WCE |
ent roon tae the shopes fur a | pun | a steak A boabin a’ threed | 2012 |
| Doric - MNA |
ie. She hid wyed near eleyven | pun | at birth, an near killt her m | 2004 |
| Central - EDN |
this wiz Nichols making a gid | pun | at the expense of big auld Ev | 2022 |
| Central - GLA |
ation. Ten past six. Gets his | pun | ay flesh oot ye, this McGrego | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
er than heid battered intae a | pun | ay mince by two iron bar wiel | 2020 |
| Doric - MNA |
| pun | coins, an reeshlin paper five | 2014 |
| Doric - DOR |
s even shut the door. "Sivven | pun | exackly." | 2023 |
| Central - LAL | heir name tae a sortae spooky | pun | fir Halloween. | 2019 |
| Orkney - ORK |
whitivir springs tae mind (no | pun | intended)! | 2017 |
| Central - SEC |
bigger and better hings, nae | pun | intended. And lit's be honest | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | s, that stuff is a killer nae | pun | intended ?? | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
inn is a big bairn – ha! No | pun | intended – the man’s a gr | 2021 |
| Central - SEC | @jackmoffat66 theres a | pun | in there but u young yins r s | 2020 |
| Southern - SWE |
Oor Mum filled up the twa- | pun | jars, | 2009 |
| Central - WCE |
could go another four or five | pun | lighter but ah don't want tae | 2021 |
| Ulster - PUL |
We’ll stert wi tha five | pun | note, whuch wus prentit oan m | 2013 |
| Ulster - PUL |
in, white paper. Nixt cum tha | pun | note worth twunty shillin’s | 2013 |
| Doric - MNA |
nt in by the shop and bocht a | pun | o carrots. | 2017 |
| Ulster - PUL |
Whut''s in it 1. 'Twa | pun | o Caster Shugger 2. Thie oonc | 2021 |
| Southern - SWE | t opened an he'd lowse a hauf | pun | o magi or some bin liners or | 2020 |
| Doric - DOR | that this Johnson hoo ha is a | pun | o mince made up with a clear | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
ream vision, which includes a | pun | on her surname. (Marie, I tho | 2022 |
| Doric - ABN |
tongue wis aboot as raw as a | pun | o raans. Syne he stopped, an | 2008 |
| Doric - ABN |
Seen efter, Dod comes oot, a | pun | o sassages in his haan, an sm | 2008 |
| Doric - MNA |
I should o socht A been an a | pun | o suet" | 2023 |
| Central - AYR |
'Ach, aboot fourty | pun | Scots the year, I think wad d | 2012 |
| Central - SEC |
meillioun | pun | strivelin an eneuch cocainyni | 2000 |
| Central - LAL |
aig wisnae the warst... aicht | pun | the term, wi bed an board... | 2006 |
| Central - LAL |
n I dinna mean thon bilingual | pun | ye juist missed gin ye’r do | 2004 |