| Central - LAL | ournalist oot in force wi her | spurtle | | 2022 |
| Ulster - BUL |
Hir bak turned, thonner, the | spurtle | | 2009 |
| Doric - DOR |
He's built like a | spurtle | | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | ae think I've ever had a guid | spurtle | ! ?? | 2018 |
| Southern - SWE |
We licked the sticky | spurtle | , | 2009 |
| Central - LAL |
firmly insert the | spurtle | and gie hit a guid shauchlin | 2003 |
| Orkney - ORK |
I use me granny's | spurtle | and hid serves me weel enough | 2002 |
| Central - LAL | ing mair scary than a wielded | spurtle | is a wielded slipper *shudder | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
There wis an auld | spurtle | lyin on the bench that had be | 2007 |