| Central - LAL | Las day tae get 15% aff! | T-shirts | , hats, masks an even stickers | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | e tae buy fer chrismas! Bags, | T-shirts | , mugs etc! Hunners tae choose | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | e do up. Some auld shorts and | T-shirts | . Id be in heaven. | 2020 |
| Central - SWE |
ir ma bag ae pants, socks and | t-shirts | ?! Richt enough, only an Irish | 2022 |
| Central - GLA |
denotit by thair clan | t-shirts | an curlers | 2023 |
| Central - DUN |
o Scotland. Shair, there were | T-shirts | an posters an badges, but mai | 2017 |
| Shetland - SHD |
Dressed in | t-shirts | an shorts an sandshun, we hea | 2004 |
| Central - WCE |
forget it. Fellas wi the tour | t-shirts | fae afore the first album. Fo | 2016 |
| Orkney - ORK |
lise, flogging Twatt mugs and | t-shirts | tae ignorant punters. Aal o t | 2018 |
| Central - LAL |
prent oor company logo ontae | T-shirts | wi the iron. | 2018 |
| Doric - MNA |
d, still weirin their groupie | t-shirts | wuvven in Asian swyte shops. | 2007 |