| Central - EDN | . Yae left me tae pick up the | tab | .’’ | 2022 |
| Central - LAL | c @ClydeFC Haw! Kin We keep a | tab | ???? wae yous for when the ga | 2020 |
| Doric - DOR | ugh Bert managed to flick his | tab | ash in his pint when he went | 2016 |
| Central - GLA | coffees. I offer 'ae start a | tab | since I've nae money, an I'll | 2020 |
| Doric - DOR | a first. He has a bigger bar | tab | than anyone I know. Gan tae d | 2016 |