| Central - GLA |
, fishin rods for sale in the | toilet | | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
showed us a changin room and | toilet | , gied us sun | 2010 |
| Central - GLA |
The lassies bolt tae the | toilet | , leavin me an McDade, ‘Ah c | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
Ah dive intae the | toilet | , passin by the boss cunt oan | 2012 |
| Doric - ABN |
ad pynt oot that a lavvy is a | toilet | , sometimes ca'ad 'the wattery | 2013 |
| Central - EDN |
heek an walkin’ towards the | toilet | . | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
a Burns book and rush tae the | toilet | . | 2021 |
| Doric - DOR |
An Wayne taen Ellie tae the | toilet | . | 2023 |
| Central - NEC |
ercules mopped oot the king's | toilet | . | 2005 |
| Central - GLA |
n running doon the hall intae | toilet | . | 2017 |
| Central - LAL |
idin tae music, ah go tae the | toilet | . Ah sit in the cubical and re | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
idin tae music, ah go tae the | toilet | . Ah sit in the cubicle and re | 2022 |
| Central - LAL |
ngs, ah heid straicht fur the | toilet | . Ah take a compass oot ma pen | 2021 |
| Central - EDN |
hoot huvin tae run tae find a | toilet | . Ah’ve took six imdoium jis | 2022 |
| Central - WCE |
harlene, Ah'm burstin fur the | toilet | . Are yi comin, ah asked Harpr | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
cey yet? He wis wae us in the | toilet | . He hud a bit ay gear that he | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
h some cunt he’d met in the | toilet | . He sais some ay the boays ur | 2021 |
| Doric - ABN |
d pulled the reid cord in the | toilet | . Immediately there wis a beep | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
her aff when she goes tae the | toilet | . Some say she's a slut, but o | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
ed tae ask if ah cud aise the | toilet | . The budy ah asked says %26qu | 2019 |
| Doric - DOR |
wid she dee if she nocht the | toilet | ? Na, na the lassie | 2005 |
| Central - LAL |
snide comment in the ladies' | toilet | aboot hur failin one o hur ca | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
before ah hud tae go tae the | toilet | again. Ma bladder wis like a | 2021 |
| Central - EDN |
’ve finally git massel oaff | toilet | ah go through intae the livin | 2022 |
| Central - EDN |
By the time ah come ootae the | toilet | ah’ve managed tae maintain | 2022 |
| Central - WCE |
preet, Yi'd be runnin tae the | toilet | all the time. Ma guts had bee | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
together, but ah go intae the | toilet | and break doon. Ah dinnae wan | 2020 |
| Central - WCE |
ders. At yin point, I found a | toilet | and locked myself in, pechin | 2022 |
| Central - WCE |
home. Ah turnt back intae the | toilet | an flushed the plug behind me | 2006 |
| Ulster - PUL |
It hut the | toilet | an went doon | 2012 |
| Central - WCE |
elly an ah had tae go tae the | toilet | an when ah come back the rest | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
a Tarot readin i the wumman's | toilet | at the 'Sheep's Heid Inn', Du | 2005 |
| Central - WCE |
e arrange tae ask oot tae the | toilet | at the same time so we could | 2021 |
| Central - EDN |
eh? been back to and fae the | toilet | aw night. | 2022 |
| Central - WCE |
an she cannae even go fur the | toilet | but thir up her back, | 2021 |
| Central - WCE |
ma da had tae take a job as a | toilet | cleaner, How could he no've b | 2021 |
| Central - WCE |
that she knew ma da wis noo a | toilet | cleaner. She musta thought it | 2021 |
| Doric - DOR | Fittie Bar richt next tae the | toilet | door, then tack a look at fit | 2019 |
| Central - WCE |
the mentions aff the Lassies' | Toilet | doors (even the wans she didn | 2021 |
| Central - WCE |
est mentions aff the lassies' | toilet | doors an how she knew it wis | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
an when ah goat back fae the | toilet | every cunt wis chargin ootsid | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | @Alan1967 Obligatory | toilet | fotie on a nite oot ?? | 2022 |
| Doric - MNA |
ice enuch roomie, wi a shared | toilet | in the lobby an a bonny view | 2006 |
| Central - GLA |
if ah cin ah make it tae the | toilet | in time or no. Ah open mah ro | 2017 |
| Central - LAL |
26quot; she says, %26quot;the | toilet | is in the kirk hall. %26quot; | 2019 |
| Central - LAL |
inished hur rounds, an actual | toilet | is oot o the question. | 2021 |
| Central - SEC | awa oot fir a run - tae the | toilet | lol | 2020 |
| Central - EDN |
ied ‘’But there isn’t a | toilet | next to the reception?’’. | 2022 |
| Central - EDN |
h hud a nasty incident in the | toilet | nixt tae the reception desk. | 2022 |
| Southern - SEA | _glen yir ment to shit in the | toilet | no yir cupboard. #poopbags #d | 2012 |
| Doric - DOR |
Yer really shy about daein e | toilet | ootside. Ye thocht that folk | 2003 |
| Central - WCE |
lik she wis jist away tae the | toilet | or somethin. | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
his head slumped deep intae a | toilet | pan, throwin his guts up. | 2021 |
| Doric - MNA |
ose, an sit oan es doup oan y | toilet | pan in the wee hoosie. 'Div y | 2017 |
| Doric - MNA |
twa o them were fair amused A | toilet | pan that royalty's used Like | 2023 |
| Orkney - ORK |
Ootside lavvies, Izal | toilet | paper, | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | Of aw the days tae rin oot o | toilet | paper. | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
rythin but bog roll efter the | Toilet | Paper Apocalypse, and ah want | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
d looked at the blood-stained | toilet | paper resentfully before leav | 2021 |
| Doric - ABN |
Nae fancy coulered | toilet | roll | 2024 |
| Central - SEC |
e the shoap. Ah've ran oot ae | toilet | roll." | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
and gee her yin ae packets ae | toilet | roll. If that, bit ae philant | 2021 |
| Orkney - ORK |
The | toilet | roll is feenished | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
ll. Archie hud three packs ae | toilet | rolls. Luxury double-quilted | 2001 |
| Central - SEC |
-ripe tomatas, twa cheap pink | toilet | rolls an a packet o fruit bon | 2014 |
| Central - SEC |
meal. He thought o leavin the | toilet | rolls in the shared bathroom, | 2014 |
| Central - DUN |
eh've even kissed ir on thi | toilet | saet | 2007 |
| Central - WCE |
up tae ma chest on top ae the | toilet | seat; ah stayed there fur hal | 2021 |
| Central - WCE |
up tae ma chest on top ae the | toilet | seat; ah stayed there fur hal | 2006 |
| Central - EDN |
ancer’. Ah sat doon oan the | toilet | seat and staired straight int | 2022 |
| Central - GLA |
today. Oh, and that order for | toilet | seats is about to come throug | 2020 |
| Central - WCE |
r an the scaitert remains o a | toilet | seat tae hae ony illusions ab | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
t's yir typical Scottish pub, | toilet | stinkin ae pish, faded tartan | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
ah fink, scrapin away at the | toilet | wall because ah kin. Ah'm sel | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
is like askin tae go tae the | toilet | when ye jist want a break. | 2021 |
| Central - WCE |
pee, an Charlene went intae a | toilet | where the plug hadnae been pu | 2021 |
| Central - EDN |
someboady bein stuck oan the | toilet | while they shit their insides | 2022 |
| Central - SEC |
dea o filling the bath in the | toilet | wi water and putting the twa | 2016 |
| Central - LAL |
it the bar n Tony’s in the | toilet | – while Ah sits it a table | 2013 |
| Central - EDN |
allowed me tae indulge ma “ | Toilet | ” humour! | 2015 |