| Central - WCE | e poetry readins wir stale an | twee | , | 2006 |
| Central - SWE | woe is me, Ye couldnae mak a | twee | cup o tea? Tae quench ma thir | 2001 |
| Central - NEC | the place oot, bungin aa the | twee | framed prints ontae the coup, | 2018 |
| Doric - DOR | anna thole the mock Jacobite, | twee | nationalism brigade | 2022 |
| Central - LAL | ands tae speak, the Top Table | Twee | Wee Fuckers who arrived by ex | 2022 |