| Central - EDN | The floo'ers o' | eedjit | Spring were slack-jawed. |
| Ulster - GUL | Tha | eedjit | Simon met a pieman |
| Central - LAL | Wis Hamilton an | eedjit | ? |
| Central - AYR | A racist, sexist | eedjit | |
| Doric - DOR | s posterity'll ken fit bloody | eedjit | wis the maistermyne ahin't.' |