| Central - AYR | A racist, sexist | eedjit | 2016 | |
| Central - LAL | Wis Hamilton an | eedjit | ? | 2021 |
| Ulster - GUL | Tha | eedjit | Simon met a pieman | 2008 |
| Central - EDN | The floo'ers o' | eedjit | Spring were slack-jawed. | 2005 |
| Doric - DOR | s posterity'll ken fit bloody | eedjit | wis the maistermyne ahin't.' | 2012 |