| Ulster - EUL |
No spen it lake Tam- | fools | . |
| Shetland - SHD |
Tink o da | fools | ; dey dunna wirk i da rigs or |
| Doric - DOR | o that's great minds, canna b | fools | ;-) |
| Central - SWE |
ils, Toffy noses, boolmoothed | fools | . |
| Central - DUN |
ot-foxed an made ti feel like | fools | |
| Ulster - SYN |
fu o greed an wickitness. Ye | fools | , hae ye no tha sense tae know |
| Central - SEC | north - n its no even april | fools | day lol |
| Shetland - SHD |
ll pit fish ati da watter, an | fools | i da lift.' An der wis aa kin |
| Ulster - BUL |
the "eejit" stamp; The borin | fools | . |
| Shetland - SHD |
t paece. Abön wis da noise o | fools | singin dir haerts oot. Hit wi |
| Shetland - SHD |
d' in StE: De'r a aafil lok o | fools | blaan in wi da aesterly, A'm |
| Central - GLA |
The Ship o | Fools | new built wi yon serpent Rere |
| Shetland - SHD |
an idder | fools | forbye bide aboot dy hoose |