| Doric - NNB |
" | Ahem | !" sade e Moose wi an importan | 2014 |
| Ulster - CUL |
" | Ahem | !" said the Moose, soundin imp | 2013 |
| Southern - SEA |
" | Ahem | !" said th Moose wi an importa | 2015 |
| Central - LAL | @ClydeFC | Ahem | ! ??. ??????. ?????????? https | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | cer when it comes ower here. * | ahem | * | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | here hou much he'd like tae * | ahem | * "mow thir lawn". He's a sad, | 2020 |
| Doric - DOR | n Crystal fae Bugsy Broons ( | ahem | , appairintly) lately! #Banana | 2018 |
| Central - EDN |
“ | Ahem | ,” Beatrice agreed, “that | 2011 |
| Central - LAL | yir wee yin is twa....well.... | ahem | ....baby no 2 could be oan its | 2015 |
| Central - LAL | lad you had a guid gig! But... | ahem | ....what happened tae the yout | 2014 |
| Central - LAL | e tae take her a walk, but.... | ahem | I'm up here in Scotland??xzx | 2015 |
| Central - LAL | d luck!.....Oh and nicht...... | ahem | morning! I'm orf tae sleeps t | 2015 |
| Shetland - SHD | 'd. Dey were a lot rarer here | ahem | years ago. | 2020 |